allthisfunnaystuff:

elizabitchtaylor:

she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts

she’s cheer captain and I respect her right to wear whatever she wants and participate in traditionally ‘feminine’ activities because I understand that life is not about condemning another woman’s personal choices just because she doesn’t ‘deserve’ the boy i have a crush on

and im on the bleachers

(via nowheretaylor)

  • Morning Blogger: Might as well get on before school. Hey, that picture's pretty neat!
  • Midmorning Blogger: Hah, I bypassed the school's firewa- shitgottago
  • Noon Blogger: Sorry for flooding your dash with food porn guys, but I'm dieting and I'm dying for a piece of cake right about now.
  • Afternoon Blogger: Soooooo.... tired.....
  • Nightblogger: GUYS WHAT IF THE SOUND WE HEAR FROM INSTRUMENTS IS THEM CRYING OUT IN PAIN WHEN YOU PLAY THEM

best-of-funny:

so i was admiring this photo

but then i noticed this

(Source: afatbird, via iwillmindfuckyou)

honeyboo-boochild:

the people who whisper you the answer when you’re called on in class

(via katyperryd)

venusaurphobia:

I wonder if Jesus’s friends ever called him “Jeez” or “Young Jeezy” or “J Naz.” Naz is short for Nazareth. J Nazty. Spread the word.

(via itsminttu)